一二三四五六七八，我的奸人语录在那裡？

1.有恩不报未算差,有仇不报正人渣!

2.损人必利己,打赢就靠暗器.哩个世界系甘咖啦下嘛!

3.你识做,我识做!

4.甘大条链甘细只手指,唉,有咩做得成功咖你真系!(骂牙刷苏)

5.一件污,两件秽,三件无所谓.我奸人坚就算做咗圣人都系圣奸人!

6.我讲过最重要嘅系乜嘢?人才两得,唔使"咸湿".

7.我系一个奸人,我可以被毁灭,但我唔会比你打败!

8.你甘憨居嘅,好学唔学~,做咩要死啊?你死嘅时候死会黎稳你咖,你去稳距!(骂阿豹)

9.如今做黄飞鸿徒弟,真系甘多着数,系人都知啦下~,正所谓人间友情,你未死就送你一程!

10.我地哩D奸人啊,D聪明人就怕我,系D笨人蠢人先会信我嘅啫.

11.女人过咗60斤,男女授受不亲.

12.真牙人妒忌假牙人,闻所未闻.(讽刺翠)

13.古语有云:嘢可以乱食,礼物唔可以唔收.

14.一睇我地就系,苦命鸳鸯一双双.(跟阿碧)

15.有人睇到就黄飞鸿,无人睇到就一条虫.

16.师父,我琳我明喇,总之呢,打不还口,骂不还手!(我没写错,你自己回去看看!)买餸就唔打斧头!

17.做啊妈已经难,做老鸨啊妈更加难,我觉得你应该好好孝顺你啊妈.

18.唔好爱上一个做大事嘅人!

19.训咗靓过未训,哩D系我地广东菜嘅特色!

20.你够胆黎我铺头点灯,我就系你门口放火!

21.我甘辛苦捉你地翻黎放咗你地,我不如食饱饭去抠喉吖~

经典吧~值得收藏。

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   It means, "I'm gay."
   Actually it means nothing at all. It's just something random that Naruto adds onto the end of almost all of his lines to annoy us. Please don't send us feedback telling us we're wrong because you've taken 3 weeks of Japanese classes or read differently on urbandictionary.com.

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7. What time is that where I live?

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    • IF YOU WERE HAPPY WITH THE V1, DON'T GET THE V2.
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    Otherwise be happy with the v1.
    We usually place a short summary of differences between v1 and v2 into the torrent 'comment' field. If you don't know what that is, hover over the filename of the v2 in question on the torrent listing.

13. Omg! You're missing episodes! Where are they?

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    • [DB] Bleach 73 Special - Bleach 73-74
    • [DB] Naruto 166 Special - Naruto 166-167
    • [DB] Naruto 202-203-204 - Naruto 203-204-205.

14. What do you all do?

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15. Can I become a part of DB?

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21. Why don't you have a RSS Feed?

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Nuff said??!!

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"...and thus from the depths of the unknown, a power yet unseen rose to the plains of universe...with its godly tails it swept all that could be seen, leaving the trails of destruction as it walks the grounds beneath...such is the raw power of the nine-tailed Kyuubi beast".


The Dead Demon Consuming Seal

Naruto Shippuuden 33 scene

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周杰伦《我很忙》

专辑名称: 我很忙
歌手姓名：周杰伦
专辑语言：国语
发行日期：2007年11月01日




专辑介绍

再忙 … 也要陪你听一首歌！ 周杰伦 2008全新专辑“我很忙”！

　　忙电影宣传 忙拍广告 忙新专辑 忙演唱会

　　周杰伦的第8张专辑“我很忙”(JAY CHOU ON THE RUN)，在自己新公司的全新策划下即将在11月2日推出，全新的视觉与音乐风格，开启周杰伦新纪元！

　　拍完自己的第一部电影作品后的杰伦，脚步停不下来，多了导演角色的他，脑子其实早就冲向新专辑的音乐世界里；在全世界飞来飞去，想做好多事情；像个牛仔一样马不停蹄地拓展他的娱乐版图，他很忙，因为歌迷需要他！

　　牛仔往前冲 开启音乐新纪元

　　首波强打“牛仔很忙”，由热血作词者黄俊郎与周杰伦共同催生一个新角色：牛仔！这个牛仔很忙，很有正义感，属于60年代美国初创时期的古董帅哥，快跟着牛仔的马后面跑，感受杰伦式的美国乡村民谣带来的畅快淋漓！

　　预购礼“牛仔很忙”2008桌历

　　预购专辑赠送“牛仔很忙”2008桌历，21x21公分的大尺寸，杰伦特别以将近30条不同花样的领巾和20顶各式各样的牛仔帽，化身时尚又复古的牛仔造型，拍摄这次的桌历，并且在名设计师聂永贞的巧思设计，桌历呈现60年代美式风格的全新视觉，牛仔桌历提醒您，再忙，也要听音乐喔！

　　抒情主打“彩虹”逐渐渗入心扉！

　　感情哲理写入词 周杰伦为新歌“彩虹”填词谱曲 用MV纪录爱车！继“蓝鸟”后 爱车“蝙蝠”飞跃“彩虹”再抢镜！
耳尖的歌迷对于“彩虹”这首歌的旋律可能会有一点点的熟悉，原来它是“不能说的秘密”里的电影插曲“First Kiss”的旋律，简单优美的旋律搭配很多合声，简单的忧愁、淡淡的悲伤，可以回忆谈恋爱甜蜜的感觉，但心里还是酸酸的。

专辑曲目
01.牛仔很忙
02.彩虹
03.青花瓷
04.阳光宅男
05.蒲公英的约定
06.无双
07.我不配
08.扯
09.甜甜的
10.最长的电影