Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Signs You Have Been Watching Naruto Too Much

  • You order Ramen at your local diner.
  • You don't feel like going to school/work, when your mother/wife looks for you, she catches you frantically trying to 'Kage Bunshin' in front of the mirror.
  • You ask for Kakashi's 'Go Go Paradise' in a bookshop, you end up with a traveling guide to the Caribbeans.
  • I've started saying random japanese words at college in the last few days such as Origato, baka, dattebayo, hai (yes) and iie (no) and sometimes I try to focus chakra and create a rasengan but no luck
  • I always hum the Naruto intro and ending tunes, when I'm working at a till in Tesco... it's a bit strange but it sure does pass time
  • You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
  • You tell everyone that one day, you will become President!
  • You watch Naruto RAW even though you have no idea whats happening, just to enjoy the Naruto goodness...
  • You try to climb up a tree with your feet.
  • You add Dattebayo to the ends of your sentences to sound cool... only to find you're being punched by your mates.
  • You STILL say Dattebayo at the ends of your sentences regardless.
  • Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its the Demon Fox trying to get out.
  • When in a fight, you take out some tabasco and rub it in your eyes, shouting "Sharingan!"
  • You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking' by first having him drink alot of water and then catapulting him into the air.
  • You get a visit from the local priest/vicar after your parents caught you trying to walk on water.
  • You dream about Naruto. (Not meant in a bad way.. ^^)
  • You imitate your favourite character. (Do what they do, or wear what they wear, etc.)
  • You have a frog wallet.
  • You name your dog pakkon, akamaru etc.
  • You bite your thumb and try to summon something.
  • Practicing hand seals... but only at home :D
  • You're always searching the web for naruto hentai.
  • You have enough naruto shirts to be able to go a whole week wearing them.
  • You are a member of at least 3 naruto websites.
  • Read the manga over and over each week because you really want to read the next chapter.
  • Read the manga over and over each week because you really want to read the next chapter
  • You spend most of your hours on the computer whenever its forms,musicvideos etc as long as its Naruto or anime related
  • You pay $220 for sharingan contacts.
  • I can't stop thinking about naruto and all my latest artworks are about Naruto characters.
  • Learn photoshop to create your favorite naruto character banner.
Adapted from : Naruto Forums