Taken from: Dattebayo2008/04/15
Welcome to the 6th edition of Dattebayo's Feedback Forum. This edition features some of DB's finest hate mail. However before we get to that, we'd like to address one other item first. For all of you who asked, it was Bidibodi Bidibu by Bubbles. You know who you are. If you don't understand what we're talking about, don't worry about it.
DB Hate MailThe messages DB receives are overwhelmingly positive. However we still receive a fair amount of hate mail. Some examples of this are presented below for your reading pleasure. Be warned that if you are offended by strong language or sexual references, you should stop reading now. If you decide to keep reading and get offended anyway, don't write to us complaining. DB did not author the messages below, you have our loving fans to thank for that.
Subject: Gay torrent refresh bans
Email: fukyouverymuch@mailinator.com
Rather than be pathetic slags and waste so much time commenting on everyone you ban, stfu and concentrate on fansubbing you attention whores. If you want me to pay some hackers from a good underground bulleting board to hack every member of your fansubbing group, and have them delete all work on current episodes to set you back a week or so, then carry on with the dickless banning, really it is unecessary, if you crying about bandwith, spend the donations you get on bandwith instead of wasting it on your social lifes, if you wanna do that get a job pathetic cunts.
Afterall in fansubbing, the only cost is webhosting and bandwith, all your donations should goto that 100%, if you think you should earn a wage from fansubbing, like I said get a real job cunts, fansubbing is a hobby and community project to give back to the community of anime.
Now hopefully next time I visit this place you will have taken the warning as serious and removed the ban page and stopped banning people, if not then maybe the hackers will have to set you back financialy as well as on the subbing front!Dear DB Fan: I'm not sure what fansubbing group you think you're writing to, as we don't take donations. It's a good thing you wasted your time writing this three paragraph complaint!
Subject: Homos
Email: GoFuckYourself@hotmail.icumonyou
You guys are truly fucking pathetic.
Your sense of humour is hella lackin' there's so many good fansubs but the shit ones EG. You, are getting videos takin' down from websites like Youtube.
Kill yourselves and save everyone the trouble of tracking you down and killing you..(This is not a threat, this is advise.)Dear DB Fan: Thanks for the "advise"! We'll be sure to take it under "advicement".
Subject: So its been fun.
Email: (withheld)
Do you take ban requests?
For instance, I would like you to ban me. I never wish to be tricked into downloading from your website again. I watched all my Naruto and Bleach here for years as well as everyone else. But alas, the change of codec on NS 54 was done inconceivably badly.
Thats all, it was fun.Dear DB Fan: Yes, it IS fun to throw tantrums over codec changes, and yes, we do take ban requests. Enjoy!
Subject: Okay, this is a must.
Email: (withheld)
FUCK U DATTEBAYO U R JUST STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS AND I FUCKED UR MOM YESTERDAY SHE WAS HARD TO FUCK BECOUSE SHES HAIRY SO IT WAS HARD TO FIND HER PUSSY WHEN IM FUCKING A FOREST MOTHERCUCKER
u r cokfuckers i fuck ur mom everyday EVERYDAY AND SHE LIKES ME MORE AND MORE EVERY DAY EVERYDAY
i hope yo r proud of ur mom becouse she is only a cheap slut. it costs... hmmm alot NOT only 0 cents for twenty years of fucking, and i dont enjoy it, but she is so sexuall she forces me to do itDear DB Fan: Wow, mother fucking jokes, how creative. We've never heard that before. You should congratulate yourself on your innovative and original thoughts!
Subject: so not funny....
Email: (none)
you seriously have absolutely no sense of humor....
Dear DB Fan: Watch out, it seems to be spreading.
Subject: Where is my Bleach?
Email: (withheld)
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BLEACH ASSHOLES?!?! YOU LAZY FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS HURRY UP AND RELEASE THE FUCKING EPISODE!
Dear DB Fan: Perhaps you find insults and emphatic cursing to be motivational, but I assure you that the rest of the world does not.
Subject: I hate you DB!!!!
Email: (none)
When i go to hell and i don't see u guys then i'll be convinced that there's somplace alot worse!!!!! the ppl who work at dattebayo are probably some mindless outcasts who fuck goats!!!!
P.S
if i realised that i'm banned{which is unlikely cuz i have a static IP} i'll hack your entire server within the period of 3 days.Dear DB Fan: Nothing!!!! gets your point!!! across!!!! like LOTS of!!!! exclamation points!!!!!!!
Subject: dattebayo professional services
Email: (withheld)
MKV is gay as fuck. Naruto is gay as fuck.Bleach is gay as fuck.The quality of your translation is gay as fuck.The quality of your subtlting is gay as fuck.The speed of your fansub is gay as fuck.In short go fuck your mothers fucking pussyes.
Dear DB Fan: I'm not quite sure what you're getting at. Perhaps you could go over it again?
Subject: i hate ur stinking fucked up guts dattebayo gay scum
Email: (none)
when i go to hell and i don't see any of u dattebayo pussies then i'll be satisfied that there's someplace alot worse!!!
i can write what i want bitches cuz what!?! i don't have a static IP and if i do realise that i'm banned i mite..i mean I WILL HACK YOUR FUCKING BITCHED FACE PUSSY JUICE BATHING EMO OUTCAST WEBSITE IN NO LESS THAN 3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!
SUCKIT!!!Dear DB Fan: If you hate us so much, exactly why is it that you care whether or not you're banned from our site?
Subject: stupid idiots
Email: db.lick.balls@stupidlameskinnynerdyfaggots.com
stupidlameskinnynerdy white faggots lame wanna be japanese, n lame american japanese. wait till one day someone catches u on the streets n fucks your ass with a cactus. piece of shits, why do you even try to ban people stupid idiot dbstaff. release old avis idiots
Dear DB Fan: I'm confused. Are you insulting us for being white, or being Japanese?
Subject: You really are retards and dickheads!
Email: suckmycock@hotmail.com
one day you are writing:
"We will also not release it in MP4, MKV, OGM, or any other retarded format you might think is "superior", "more supported" (lol), etc."
next you post: "Dattebayo listens to user feedback - switches to MKV starting immediately"
I really think you should masturbate your father a bit more, and lick is cum!Dear DB Fan: YHBT. YHL. HAND.
Subject: mkv
Email: (none)
get a fucking life mothefuckers go eat shit
Dear DB Fan: It never ceases to amaze me that people who choose to spend their time sending hate mail to fansubbing groups think that WE need to get a life.
Subject: hey...
Email: (withheld)
YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT, I CANT PLAY MKV FILES! FUCK YOU GUYS!
Dear DB Fan: That's an interesting way to ask for technical assistance. Do you always ask for help like that? "HEY MOM, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK? OH, AND FUCK YOU!
Subject: fuck u
Email: (withheld)
fuck u guys for trolling u no life fucking live with your moms fucking dochebags
Dear DB Fan: See above comment about people without lives.
Subject: subbing
Email: (withheld)
Who cares if you guys sub naruto or bleach, thier has been many others doing it now and having been realseing them on Veoh and youtube faster than you guys can. You guys are fucking useless and I hope you never release another subbed anime again. I HOPE YOU GUYS DO GET SHUT DOWN NOW<>
Dear DB Fan: Thanks for the info, but you may have heard of this thing called "the internet". We have, so we're generally pretty up to date on these things.
Subject: Douche bags
Email: adfadfadf@dbisgay.com
are what you guys are.
Dear DB Fan: I appreciate your brevity.
Subject: suck my cock off
Email: gofukyourself@dattebayosukscock.com
Go suck off your dad
Dear DB Fan: Where can I get myself a dattebayosukscock.com email address?
Subject: Baseball game
Email: (none)
Thanks alot for the fucking baseball game. It was real funny putting it in under the Bleach Movie title. You fucking assholes!! I wish I could find your fat asses and fuck you up in person! That was a complete dickhead move you fucking pulled. Thank you for making it an easy decision to go with another fansub group. Cocksuckers like you that put shit up on torrent sites, AND THEN COMPLAIN that there is anime on youtube are complete idiots. Corporations are watching torrent networks more closely than the fucking TUBE. And guess what fucktards?!! You don't own the copyrights to the shit you're subbing so you don't decide what goes where. Fucking idiots. Oh and MKV is shit. Its just a fucking wrapper like AVI. Open source is a fucking JOKE. And one more thing. Its not "work" to reincode a fucking video. You plug it in to a program , you set the specs and then you fucking sit back. Or in your case you jerk off to hentai and wish you could actually get laid. Thanks for nothing, you bunch of worthless cocksuckers.
Dear DB Fan: If we'd known how much you hated baseball, we'd have banned you before you could download it and saved us both some pain.
The Suggestion Guy
Over the course of several days, we received several messages from someone I dubbed "the suggestion guy". Apparently he is under the impression that we write/animate Naruto. I attempted to write to him and explain his mistake, but my emails to him bounced. Over the course of the several days his messages became more and more angry, until eventually he was banned. Some of his messages are reproduced below. They are all the more amusing if you assume he actually thinks he is in touch with the actual creators of Naruto.
Subject: naruto
Email: (withheld, even though it does not seem to work)
the show is called naruto not sasuke so you need tomake naruto the cool/popular guy that the girls fall for not sasuke, also you need to let naruto beet sasuke in a fight
Other than him being mistaken about who he is writing to, there is nothing terrible mockable about this message. What gets funny is his reaction when he apparently felt his suggestions were being ignored.
Subject: naruto
Email: (withheld)
you need to quit makeing naruto so damn pathetic and let him beet sasuke and let him be popular and let sakura admit she likes him. also make sakura not like sasuke any more your starting to piss fans off by making naruto pathetic, sasuke the cool papular/strong guy, and sakura so damn anoying.
Clearly he is getting more annoyed here. However since his email doesn't work, there is nothing I can do to let him know that he's reached the wrong people.
Subject: naruto
Email: (withheld)
you need to quit making naruto look foolish and let him beet sasuke you fucking retards also you need to let naruto be with sakura and if not at least come out with the couples i meen god damn its been forever but im getting tired of it. what you need to do is let naruto beet sasuke [posible kill him] and the come out with the couples please or your going to lose a lot of fans [money]
Dear Suggestion Guy: We don't make Naruto, therefore we cannot make any changes in the show. Also, if you're going to write to people and expect a response, make sure your email address ACTUALLY WORKS. Finally, if you actually do write to people who create a show you enjoy, calling them "fucking retards" is probably not the best way to get your point across! Good luck reaching the actual creators of Naruto, I'm sure they'll be open to your suggestions.
That's it for this edition of the feedback forum. Remember, most of the mail we get is positive (but not as amusing to read as our hate mail). Thanks to everyone who has sent us positive feedback.
